Fart Gifts - LifeStyle

When I reached the saddle platform, I dropped my tether when wrapping it around the tree! (Fart noise #3!). Decision time!

Climb down and retrieve my tether, or hunt with the lineman's belt? Yeah! The Lineman's belt was not the answer! So down I went with the sticks echoing loudly the entire time down and back up!

Fart Gifts, (Fart noise #4!). Finally broke out of the rain. Last night was pretty exciting, tornadoes north and south of us, rained a bunch all night. BIG change just west of Oklahoma city, dryer than a popcorn fart. Man they need some rain!!!

Fart Gifts, Anyway made it into Tucumcari NM. Holbrook Arizona is our destination tomorrow. View attachment 1071970 View attachment 1071971 View attachment 1071972 Buddy is getting use to the ... It's hell being cheap AND stubborn. So today I'm slicing and marinating some meat for jerky in the dehydrator and I get this brain fart. Why not try dehydrating a jar of those kerosene cucumbers???

They were about 3 inch whole pickles. I sliced some lengthways into three slices and sliced some crossways about 1/4 inch thick.